I'm a 22 year old college student.
I like math so guess my major.
I also like riding bikes.
Interestingly enough, while the human brain has a theoretical clock frequency in the petaflop range, it can only do about 2 calculations per second, which is why memorizing the multiplication table (amongst a host of other things) is essential.
Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??
Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!
Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.
One of the kids I tutor just said that he’d never use algebra again once he was out of school. I told him engineers, scientists, programmers, analysts, and data admins like me use algebra every day. He asked, “doesn’t that suck for you?” and I waited to load this gif to sync it to me saying “no.”